Saturday, January 24, 2004
YO SHIT! i forgot to talk about my sudden obsession with the beatles. it started with d/ling eleanor rigby cause of hearing it in english class, and it fucking exploded from there. the beatles fucking rock, i dont usually download songs man, but i am getting as many of these bad boys as possible and making mad CDs.
Some of the best, in no particualr order (use the comments for bithcing if i missed a good one)
-eleanor rigby
-let it be
-come together
-i am the walrus
-yellow submarine
-revolution
-day tripper
-mrs robbinson
fuck there is just too many to mention. o WELL. rock on beatles style kiddies.
Some of the best, in no particualr order (use the comments for bithcing if i missed a good one)
-eleanor rigby
-let it be
-come together
-i am the walrus
-yellow submarine
-revolution
-day tripper
-mrs robbinson
fuck there is just too many to mention. o WELL. rock on beatles style kiddies.
Four score and seven years ago, there was a blog. It was my blog, and boy has it been a fuckign ass shitnose load of ass fucking time since i have blogged. Hey, u wanna know why i am blogging now?? do ya?? cause of andy. again. but anywayz, now onto the main event
This blog is basically talking about the events of last night, jan 23rd. It was the best and worst of times.
So i had two exams on the date in question, on in the first block and one in the second block. so the first was anthropology, it was pretty easy i guess, hopefully it will bring up my 4% in that calss. how i got a 4% is a whole other story, so dont ask. then i had chemistry, for those of u who dont know, i havent dopne a fucking thing, nor have i listened for more then 5 minutes at a time in that class. its all sleep and talkignt o brooke. so after psending 45 minutes failing that bad boy, i took a well needed nap. funny how i still manage to sleep after sleep is indirectly what caused me to fail the exam. but o well. after that i went to brendan smiths house. he makes me laugh. some notable events of this trip include.
-chris dodds melting a spatulla makeing perogies(sp?)
-me finding out parogyies suck (sp?)
-watching half baked (recommended)
-other shit i dont care to put effort into remebering.
after this was over i trekked back to school, to find something to do after school. when i got there the place was a fucking desert. like shit, there wasnt a soul in sight. so i mooched a cell of mark in grade 12 and called captain whisky, andy dandy, or as you non educated people know him, andy chalmers dewar. turns out he had maclean, gokdag and kaelan in his possesion at a place by his house. so i met up with them at andy house and we chilled there for some time. then we decided to go to bluesky to have a go at some CS, why not. after a very painful cramming of 5 poeple into a 4 person civic, we got there and had our fill of fun playing CS. me and andy rox0r5 (props). then we went to mike loneys, which i expected to be rather dry and boring.
but then, there was a shining light. in the form of lowe equipped with a van and a full tank of gas. i was up like a bolt and out the door and into his van, along with me came josh andy and chris altun. we ahd a pretty sick time, we went by mcdickis and got me some ice cream, a quick but uneventfull trip to try and get my chick toy to come out with us, which failed. then the best aprt happened. we went and purchased some ammunition. this was in the form of a pack of eggs. i think there was 8 of them. this meant two shots each. this is how it went down
egg 1 the drunk guy. we smoked some random drunk guy walking down wooten way, it was soooooo funny.
egg 2 will remain anonymous(sp?)
egg3 random car at someones house
egg 4 parked car rapage
egg 5 went no where cause altun cant throw shit
egg 6 and 7 dual rapage of a car
egg 8 the largest car rape i have ever seen, props josh
then it got gay. lowe was like "yo guys lets go back to mike's" i am like "wtf mate, we still have like 2 hours" and then he goes on about how he has to not drive people around and shit and it got really gay. liek what is the point in getting a car if u cant fucking use it. lwoes parents are rather gay and so is he at sime times, but we had fun so i will let it slide. when we got back to mikes against my will, we chillied for a while and went home tired. so it was a long day, but fun.
rock on dawgs.
END
it's like i never smoked in the first place :D
This blog is basically talking about the events of last night, jan 23rd. It was the best and worst of times.
So i had two exams on the date in question, on in the first block and one in the second block. so the first was anthropology, it was pretty easy i guess, hopefully it will bring up my 4% in that calss. how i got a 4% is a whole other story, so dont ask. then i had chemistry, for those of u who dont know, i havent dopne a fucking thing, nor have i listened for more then 5 minutes at a time in that class. its all sleep and talkignt o brooke. so after psending 45 minutes failing that bad boy, i took a well needed nap. funny how i still manage to sleep after sleep is indirectly what caused me to fail the exam. but o well. after that i went to brendan smiths house. he makes me laugh. some notable events of this trip include.
-chris dodds melting a spatulla makeing perogies(sp?)
-me finding out parogyies suck (sp?)
-watching half baked (recommended)
-other shit i dont care to put effort into remebering.
after this was over i trekked back to school, to find something to do after school. when i got there the place was a fucking desert. like shit, there wasnt a soul in sight. so i mooched a cell of mark in grade 12 and called captain whisky, andy dandy, or as you non educated people know him, andy chalmers dewar. turns out he had maclean, gokdag and kaelan in his possesion at a place by his house. so i met up with them at andy house and we chilled there for some time. then we decided to go to bluesky to have a go at some CS, why not. after a very painful cramming of 5 poeple into a 4 person civic, we got there and had our fill of fun playing CS. me and andy rox0r5 (props). then we went to mike loneys, which i expected to be rather dry and boring.
but then, there was a shining light. in the form of lowe equipped with a van and a full tank of gas. i was up like a bolt and out the door and into his van, along with me came josh andy and chris altun. we ahd a pretty sick time, we went by mcdickis and got me some ice cream, a quick but uneventfull trip to try and get my chick toy to come out with us, which failed. then the best aprt happened. we went and purchased some ammunition. this was in the form of a pack of eggs. i think there was 8 of them. this meant two shots each. this is how it went down
egg 1 the drunk guy. we smoked some random drunk guy walking down wooten way, it was soooooo funny.
egg 2 will remain anonymous(sp?)
egg3 random car at someones house
egg 4 parked car rapage
egg 5 went no where cause altun cant throw shit
egg 6 and 7 dual rapage of a car
egg 8 the largest car rape i have ever seen, props josh
then it got gay. lowe was like "yo guys lets go back to mike's" i am like "wtf mate, we still have like 2 hours" and then he goes on about how he has to not drive people around and shit and it got really gay. liek what is the point in getting a car if u cant fucking use it. lwoes parents are rather gay and so is he at sime times, but we had fun so i will let it slide. when we got back to mikes against my will, we chillied for a while and went home tired. so it was a long day, but fun.
rock on dawgs.
END
it's like i never smoked in the first place :D
Thursday, January 01, 2004
remeber kids, there is no sex in the champaigne room. but in yin xias case, there is no drinking in any room in her house :D. such was the story of my new years. i had expected to bring my micky of peach shnappes to her house, get drunk, and have some fun. But noooooooo, there is NO drinking in and or near yin xias. this was quite the dissapointing thing to hear when i arrived at her house that faithfull night. so for the first while i went around randomly doing various party thing, meeting who the was there, etc. then by the time most everyone arrives, the banister has been broken by andy and his little fuck buddy allison, and there have been mad fights in the room with the strobe light.
But then, it go fun. Lang says that he wants to go back to his house to make/get food for everyone. i see this as my chance to drink my micky and bring lowe along. adam and ryan were going to come, but chickened out(buggers). i was sure they wouls oon regret it. you see, i had discovered that lang's parents were at some random dinner thing and had left there old lumina at home. once we arrived at alngs, we grabbed the keys and lowe drive us back to yin-xias. once people were done oogling our sweet ride (hahah, '91 fucking lumina) we grabbed chris and headed out.
There was one more thing, at about 10 i was supposed to trek out to my girlfriends house and spend the rest of the night there. seeing as it was about 10:30 i decided to get lowe to bring us all there. once i arrived i was greated by some crazy person with bright red ahir and a nose ring, she told me to come around back because i was about to be hassled by many a drunk person. so i walk in, go dowstairs and there she is. i didnt really think i would care that much about being there but SHIT, she (melissa) was looking extra hot. (thats right ryan you missed the hotness) anywayz afyer that quick but satisfying visit i left.
Lowe drove us back to langs house were i had the second best time of the night. i got to fucking drive the van. seeing as i am just 16, and have no license, it was a pretty good time. but i soon realised that i am never going to buy a fucking van. they pickup sooooooooooooooooo slowly. i had if floored and i was dissapointed, after running over a curb (the lazy way to paralell park). i exited the vehicle and returned to tin-xias. the rest of the night was reasoably boring. me and ryan and adam attempted to have some of my micky, but that was ahrshed by graeme(bugger) squealing on us. he will die for that.
so i sit here now, watching pulp fiction at loneys, and writing the new years eve blog. i hope you enjoyed reading about it as much as i did when i was actualy there.
END
A week and a half without smoking. way easier then expected (w00t)
But then, it go fun. Lang says that he wants to go back to his house to make/get food for everyone. i see this as my chance to drink my micky and bring lowe along. adam and ryan were going to come, but chickened out(buggers). i was sure they wouls oon regret it. you see, i had discovered that lang's parents were at some random dinner thing and had left there old lumina at home. once we arrived at alngs, we grabbed the keys and lowe drive us back to yin-xias. once people were done oogling our sweet ride (hahah, '91 fucking lumina) we grabbed chris and headed out.
There was one more thing, at about 10 i was supposed to trek out to my girlfriends house and spend the rest of the night there. seeing as it was about 10:30 i decided to get lowe to bring us all there. once i arrived i was greated by some crazy person with bright red ahir and a nose ring, she told me to come around back because i was about to be hassled by many a drunk person. so i walk in, go dowstairs and there she is. i didnt really think i would care that much about being there but SHIT, she (melissa) was looking extra hot. (thats right ryan you missed the hotness) anywayz afyer that quick but satisfying visit i left.
Lowe drove us back to langs house were i had the second best time of the night. i got to fucking drive the van. seeing as i am just 16, and have no license, it was a pretty good time. but i soon realised that i am never going to buy a fucking van. they pickup sooooooooooooooooo slowly. i had if floored and i was dissapointed, after running over a curb (the lazy way to paralell park). i exited the vehicle and returned to tin-xias. the rest of the night was reasoably boring. me and ryan and adam attempted to have some of my micky, but that was ahrshed by graeme(bugger) squealing on us. he will die for that.
so i sit here now, watching pulp fiction at loneys, and writing the new years eve blog. i hope you enjoyed reading about it as much as i did when i was actualy there.
END
A week and a half without smoking. way easier then expected (w00t)
